Sex always. I’m joking, almost… Morning sex is absolutely lovely and lazy, afternoon sex is fantastic, and sex at night is the very best way to wear yourself out for a night of sleep.
Well, who doesn’t? Isn’t that completely normal? Fantasising about someone you find attractive, imagining what you want to do with them? So yes, definitely.
Umm, that’s extremely… Vague… I wouldn’t want to kill anyone, but I definitely want to kiss Rosie. And possibly also marry her, though it is a little soon to say.
The only naughty picture I can think of is… The one that was supposedly taken when I was sleepwalking, naked, through the Ravenclaw common room. Though of course, I don’t have any proof that such a photo actually exists…
Do not tsk, tsk at me, Blyth. I’m just in the midst of a lazy streak and I’m sure I can snap out of it come exam time. Everyone needs a break every now and then. Okay, that’s not exactly my idea of relaxing. I just know that it’s generally what people say to do when you want to calm down and find your inner peace. Whatever that even means. I would love to grab my broom and fly, too, but it’s hard when the pitch is always being watched. It freaks me out going alone…
Oh, but if I can’t scold you, then what am I supposed to do? I kind of like being a royal pain in your ass. I do understand the part about needing a break though, reasons why I’m out here, and not stuck in the library right now. Hmm, there is a solution to that too. How about you and I head out there together, we can ignore the people watching completely, and just… Allow ourselves some time to relax properly? It’ll be good for the both of us.
Sorry, I can’t really relate to be distracted by quidditch. I only willingly got on a broom in first year when I had to take lessons and now…I really only go to quidditch matches when Ravenclaw is playing and sometimes I even miss those matches. Sorry, again…I guess I don’t have enough house spirit. Me? I’ve been…okay? There’s nothing very interesting to report. How about you? Besides being busy with NEWTs and books and notes.
Mm, well, if you haven’t played Quidditch yourself, I can understand why you can’t relate. Not everyone can like it, after all. So you’re clearly not a Quidditch fan, got it. Now I know which subject to keep away from when talking to you. Well, I’m alright, really. Just stressing over studies and exams and everything. Nothing exciting though? How dull.
It’s just that time of the year again, when all the 7th years practically live in the library. I must say I’m doing pretty fine, the studying’s getting more stressful though. I’m glad I’m halfway finished with them. What about you, how are you doing, Zane?
Exactly. I remember seeing all the 7th years just a few years back, and I was always so surprised that they would spend so much time studying. But now I completely understand. Yeah, it’s difficult focusing on school when there’s so much else going on. Oh, I’m alright. Feels nice being able to walk around in the sun and all, after locking myself up for a week. But other than that… Pretty good, yeah.
There are worse things to be taken over by though. Just imagine being too distracted by quidditch or eating or sitting around staring at the wall. At least you’ve been productive?
Oh, being distracted by Quidditch would have been absolutely amazing, actually. I do miss flying, it’s been a while, after all. Have no other choice than to be productive with NEWTs coming up. How’ve you been, Molly?
I’d say join the club, but I really haven’t been doing much studying lately. Maybe you need to forget the books for a weekend and take a walk. Enjoy the flowers, listen to the birds, relax…
Has someone been ditching on her studies, Murray? Tsk tsk, that doesn’t sound too good. Your idea of relaxing is… Enjoying flowers and birds? You might not be surprised, but my idea of relaxing is rather getting up on a broom and flying around. Though there hasn’t been a lot of that lately, not since the attack on the pitch.